will you be mine ?

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Dear Mr Cupid,
I write to you today,hoping that this letter finds you in horrible weather because that's how you've made my life! Your company promised high quality and unique merchandise when we entered into a contract. Under the terms of this contract 'Love', I am supposed to receive a daily dose of love from my merchandise and at least no fewer than 30 messages a day from the moment I am awake till I go to bed. I am supposed to feel cared,wanted and love at all times. Yet this was sadly lacking in your product.

I intend to sue your company for breach of trust. You promised me that strict quality control was assured and loyalty was there, yet the product malfunctioned as soon as it came into contact with other girls. Your customer service was also very unhelpful as they failed to respond to any quires on how to deal with the 'Rejection' mode on the product. How is the public going to have faith in your products when they malfunction so quickly,even after following the 'Care Manual'?

Mr Cupid, you have been in this industry forever. your job is an important one,where all our happiness and content lie in. And this is the service I can expect to receive? Please rectify your error so that your products will cease to malfunction and public faith will be restored in your product known as 'Love'

Yours not-so-faithfully,
Mr Nice Guy

-To all my friends out there with relationship problems,Cheer up its gonna be fine:)

Darmuis blogged at 4:04 PM


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